mcriartsy:

savepunknroll:

-americanhorrorstory:

onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

shots fired

but not by the pizza guy

OH

prohibiti0n:

i have abs………..olutely nothing

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

"I want to be with you,
It is as simple,
and as complicated as that."
Charles Bukowski (via missinyouiskillingme)
acrylic:

pastel ✩ spiritual

aggressive-zebra:

I don’t have a ”type”. If I like you, I like you.

And if I like you, you’re pretty special.

Because I hate everyone.

"I love you. Not in a sexual way or even a romantic way. I love you as a person that I simply couldn’t live without."

pajamaben:

*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet

mrcomatoseoverthr:

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist